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“I’d call my style casual, relaxed, simple. I like to be ready just as quickly as my boyfriend.”
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did they even try
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today a kid walked into my english class late with one of those tubs of friendly’s ice cream and a spoon and the teacher was like why do you have so much ice cream and he was like “i forgot we had english, i thought i had my free period now”
IM CRYING IJSUT HAD MY LAST CHEMISTRY CLASS WHICH IS THE LAST REAL CLASS (BESIDES THESE 30 MINUTE REVIEW CLASSES BEFORE EXAMS NEXT WEEK) OF THIS YEAR AND ALSO LIKE NO MORE CHEM EVER AAAAAHH AND HOPEFULLY ITS MY LAST HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS EVER AND NOW I JUST HAVE EXAMS NEXT WEEK (LOL) BUT YEAH LIKE THEN IM DONE FOR THE SUMMER AND AS I TYPE MY SISTER IS HAVING HER LAST HIGH SCHOOL CLASS LIKE EVER AND SHE DOESNT HAVE TO TAKE EXAMS AND SHES GRADUATING ON SUNDAY THAT MAKES ME A LIL EMOTIONAL WOW BUT NO MORE CHEM IM CRYIN
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

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ATTENTION: I need attention
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